Weird Situations

Can you imagine some situations that would never happen to Digidestined and digimons in their season life? Some phrases that would never be told? If yes - place them here! Let`s make our Digital World a little bit funny!

So um...Guilmon...I uh..don't remember giving you any...um...way to exit waste...um...I mean...you eat A LOT of food...but...where does it go?
Takato

Renamon: I'm hungry, Rika can you buy me 100 fried dry fish, 1000 bottle of cokes, and a million of bread.
Rika: are you another Guilmon, Renamon?

is this weird for Renamon?

Good! Let`s go ahead!

Takato:
- What do you want, Guilmon? Fried bananas? Salad? Onions? Maybe, some carrot?
Guilmon:
- Am I supposed to be a vegetarian?

Rika-hey Takato I like you.
Takato-I love you too.
Ryo- Stop I like you Rika!
Jerry- Rika you slut you stole my Takato.

How's this?

It starts making real interest!


Terriermon:
- Playing? Huh. I`ll better go solve some mathematic equations...

Guilmon:
- I hate children.
Takato:
- It`s because you can`t cook them good!

Nice one!

try this!

Terriermon-it's a gorillamon We need to stay calm and Henry don't make me digivolve.
Henry-No let's bit him fast and you will digivolve now this instant.
Terriermon-did we exchange characters?
Henry-I think no we exchange souls and bodys!

is this funny enough?

Yep. Now is my turn!

Yuki (at the beginning of 3 season):
- Oh, another digimon appeared... Renamon?
- I`m ready!
- Flowers? Greetings?
- Everything is ready!

Impmon:
- I hate digivolving...

Digidestined, come here, it`s a fun game!

Will Renamon do that?

Next:
Jerry-Rika,what's Takato to you?
Rika- A toy no my spare leg ah no no he's my horse.
Takato is hiding behind the classroom's doors he heard everything.

Don`t know, it`s pretty weird situation...


Rika:
- I`m bored of this stupid Renamon. Where is my pocket D-reaper?
Slash!
- Ops... - says Renamon, looking at spot where Rika stood - I think I should find myself another Rika...

Well this -

Veemon-Gatomon i like you.
Gatomon- sorry I digivolve to an angel but you digivolve to a dragon
Patamon- Me?
Gatomon- LEt's go and have a date now.
Veemon's heart was torn into two.

WarGreymon:
- TerraDestroyer!
Black WarGreymon:
- TerraForce!
Imperialdramon:
- Are you two crazy? Chicken Shot!

Funny one!

Sakuyamon- I'm the beauty of the digital world.
Kikuyamon- I'm the beauty of the digital world.
Sakuyamon- you're Purple i'm gold!

Fine.


Taomon:
- I`m a greatest Digi-magician!
WarGrowlmon:
- I`m a greatest Digi-warrior.
Rapidmon:
- I`m...
Taomon and WarGrowlmon, together:
- And you are the greatest large-eared boaster!

Haha very funny!

- Momentie! Moumentie! Momentai!
- What happened, Takato? - asks Henry.
- I`m trying to master my pronunciation. Terriermon, can you say it again?
Terriermon (nearly dead):
- What hack caused me to make momentie my motto?


Henry:
- I`ve got so many problems...
Terriermon:
- Hakuna matata!
- Wha?
- That is my new motto! Means no worries!

It's really a funny one !!

Which one exactly?


Potatomon, fighting Guilmon:
- Potato force!
- That`s my favourite meal! Can you make also salad and a little salt it?

All of them!!!

"There's nothing funny!" shouts Takasaki.

Takato:
- Some chicken, Guilmon? Bread? Meat? Milk shake?
Guilmon:
- Takato, are you crazy? I`m on a diet! Can I have one diet coke?

Kyubimon digivolves toooo....
Taomon!

Gargomon digivolves tooo...
Terriermon!
Terriermon:
- Well, that`s strange...

Guilmon digivolves toooo.....
SuperMegaFoodCrusher!
All supermarket presidents:
- No-oooo!!!!

Another strange Situation if in reality Guilmon is not going to have a diet.

Well, all this situations are a little bit weird.

That's why this is called weird situations!

Takasaki:
- Yuki, you are awfull sister! I think I shall give you a punch with my Martial Arts! R.S! Are you with me?
- With pleasure!

Run aways.......

R.S- I love you Takasaki.
Takasaki- Sorry I'm not gay.